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Member's Mark Hampton Canopy Swing

The swing is so beautiful and easy to put together.  I highly recommend this.  I was given it as a gift and our family loves it.

Best Gift Ever...would buy it myself

Missing parts on delivery. No clear video instructions. No assembly service.

Delivered with Missing Part

The frame parts are unlabeled so it's like putting together a puzzle

It's a really big puzzle

I genuinely think this product was engineered by someone who has never used a tool, seen a screw, or experienced joy.

Assembly wasn’t just difficult — it was a full-blown psychological event. Every bolt demands you hold the frame at some cursed, hyper-specific angle that is physically impossible unless you have three extra arms and the patience of a monk. The instructions? A minimalist art piece. No labels, no clarity, just a vague suggestion that things should come together if you believe hard enough.

Nothing fits the way it should. Everything is aggressively, unnecessarily tight — like the parts were designed by two different companies that actively hate each other. You don’t assemble this swing; you negotiate with it, argue with it, and eventually beg it to cooperate.

And after all that? The swing isn’t even centered. One side has a bigger gap than the other, so it looks like it was installed during an earthquake. It has the structural confidence of a bad group project.

Oh, and the gears are plastic. Plastic. On a moving, weight-bearing swing. That’s not a feature — that’s a countdown.

By the time you finish, you won’t feel accomplished. You’ll feel like you survived something. This isn’t patio furniture — it’s a test of character, and frankly, I’d rather fail.

Buy this if you hate yourself, your free time, and anyone helping you assemble it. Otherwise, run.

READ BEFORE BUYING

The swing is awesome. But the directions to put it together were terrible. The pieces were supposed to be labeled. Only two of the pieces were labeled and they were labeled wrong. Two bolts in the assembly kit were the wrong size and I had to go to the hardware store and get the right size.

Porch swing

Customer reviews for Member's Mark Hampton Canopy Swing