It sounds like you're more of a Momma Bear Molly, Bethany, and Ultra Soft is the tissue you prefer. We're sorry you're not liking the Charmin Ultra Strong you recently purchased. Not everyone can be like Papa Bear Leonard, who only wants those red-wrapped rolls in their bathroom. We'd be happy to help you get back to the "Blue Side" and hope you'll give us a call for more assistance. Our number is 1 (800) 777-1410, and we're phone-side Mondays through Fridays. Give us a call when you can.

We're so BEARy sad to learn your pack of Charmin Ultra Strong was received as you've shared. Please know, our Quality Team works very hard to make sure every roll is in the best condition possible, and it's possible your rolls were so eager to get to your bathroom, they sneaked past this perforation check-point. It's our pleasure to make sure you get to enjoy your package as expected; give us a call for more help with your purchase at your convenience. We're available Mondays-Fridays, from 9 AM to 6 PM, EST. Our number is 1 (800) 777-1410.