Think of water...then imagine you've added concentrated skunk to the bottle. Boom. You now have Heineken beer. If that wasn't descriptive enough for you then picture you've bought the most ice cold beer of choice, proceed to leave the beer in a car with the heat on, in the middle of July, in Texas. Once it is hotter than lava, proceed to open it and enjoy...this is Heineken.

Oh Heineken, I have so much to say! The taste is DEFINITELY not for everyone but if you're looking to get pretty tore back off of a 6 pack then look no further. It's my go to drink for St. Patty's day...or any other beer drinking occasion when I can't find my favorite seasonal beer.

I don't know what it is about this beer, but I don't particularly care for them. The flavor is odd to me, and it is a strong intense flavor that I don't enjoy. This beer is popular, but I prefer other options when available. I like their packaging and logo, but thats about it.

I like Heineken for a basic beer. When I can't decide what I'm in the mood for, it always fits the bill. It's not expensive and goes with anything. It's not the greatest beer ever, but it's not the worst either. It's a good consistent basic beer that I'll always go back to.

theeeee best beer, for my weekend! Wowwww to unite friends, and watch games and movies! thank you for existing Heineken, and say more! summer is coming and I'm super excited to taste it every day , packaging, size, wonderful taste, remains very cold and delicious

A fairly standard lager, but one of my favorite to drink at any casual event. I went on the Heineken Brewery tour in Amsterdam while I was studying abroad and grew a stronger appreciation for the beer after learning the history, so maybe i'm biased but I really enjoy it!

I have had this beer only when others have offered it to me and have not purchase it myself. I think the packaging is fine and it's price well, but I'm not a huge fan of the flavor. I prefer other beers at this price point and will likely not purchase in the future.

this review is biased because, i am not a fan of any beer. However, if you are it’s not bad. My husband always adds limes to his and he thoroughly enjoys it. If you’re not a beer drinker but that’s all you have to choose from this one is the best to get. 

My sister-in-law likes carona, but my brother is always pleased to have a Heineken at my house or when I bring them to his house. He doesn’t drink much so he doesn’t buy beer for himself, just his wife. Heinekens my favorite. I get it when I go out to eat, I keep it at home and bring to get together. I’m from Germany and that’s what we drank so it’s whT I still drink.

Omg, so just a heads up they seem like normal beers when you taste them but mark my words THEY ARE SNEAKY they will creep up on you and I promise by the 5th or 6th one you will be ready to hit ocean drive and dance like your in dirty dancing. No not personal experience but... yeah yeah it is personal. Just try this but don’t push it. The taste is excellent but they are very potent.