Member's Mark Foil Sheets, 9" x 10.75" (500 ct.)

I used to think aluminum foil came in rolls because society wanted us to suffer. Every time I needed a sheet, I’d pull out three feet, slice my finger on the box, accidentally tear it diagonally, and somehow end up wrapping one sandwich like it was evidence from a crime scene. Then I discovered these **9-inch pre-cut aluminum foil sheets**. Five hundred sheets. FIVE HUNDRED. I now possess enough individually portioned aluminum to wrap every burrito I eat until retirement, protect leftovers through several minor apocalypses, or make an extremely disappointing suit of armor. The sheets are conveniently pre-cut, which means I no longer have to demonstrate my complete lack of spatial reasoning at the foil dispenser. Just grab, wrap, and pretend you work at a professional deli. Are they glamorous? No. Are they life-changing? Also probably no. But yesterday I wrapped a baked potato in under four seconds, and for one brief moment I understood what it feels like to have your life completely under control. **Pros:** No tearing, no jagged edges, 500 opportunities to feel efficient. **Cons:** I am now dangerously overconfident about my food-wrapping abilities.