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Never Touch a Grumpy Elf!, Board Book

<p>You must never touch a grumpy elf. . . unless it's in this book. This seasonal touch-and-feel board book is great for children of all ages and fits perfectly into tiny hands. Kids will love reading the silly rhymes that warn the dangers of touching Christmas characters - and then ignoring the advice.</p> <p>During the holiday season, parents and their little ones will enjoy reading aloud Never Touch a Grumpy Elf again and again.</p> <p>If your child enjoys Never Touch a Grumpy Elf, check out the rest of the Never Touch … series: Never Touch a Porcupine, Never Touch a Polar Bear, Never Touch a Shark, Never Touch a Spider, Never Touch a Dinosaur, Never Touch a Dragon, Never Touch a Monster, and Never Touch a Tiger.</p> <h3>Continue reading the Never Touch series</h3> <p><a href="https://www.samsclub.com/p/P03007911" target="_self">Never Touch a Grumpy Bat!</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.samsclub.com/p/never-touch-grumpy-bunny/P03003356" target="_self">Never Touch a Grumpy Bunny!</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.samsclub.com/p/never-touch-a-polar-bear-rosie-greening/prod26050849" target="_self">Never Touch a Polar Bear!</a></p> <p><a href="https://www.samsclub.com/p/never-touch-the-animals-gift-set/P03024411" target="_self">Never Touch the Animals! </a></p> <p><a href="https://www.samsclub.com/p/P03010302" target="_self">Never Touch a Grumpy Reindeer!</a></p> <h3>About the Author</h3> <p>Rosie Greening is the author of the children’s books Sabrina la sirène et la visite royale and the Entre amis series. She lives in the United Kingdom.</p>

<ul>  <li>Series: Never Touch</li>  <li>You must never touch a grumpy elf. . . unless it's in this book</li>  <li>Audience: Age 0-4</li>  <li>Includes: silicone touches, perfect for little ones to explore</li>  <li>Perfect as a gift, stocking stuffer, road trip activity, or just because</li> </ul>

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<li>Series: Never Touch</li>
<li>You must never touch a grumpy elf. . . unless it's in this book</li>
<li>Audience: Age 0-4</li>
<li>Includes: silicone touches, perfect for little ones to explore</li>
<li>Perfect as a gift, stocking stuffer, road trip activity, or just because</li>
</ul>

These are fun books as they are short in terms of words, so easy to keep baby or kid's attention. Plus each page has a different textured area for the kids to feel, which really helps with sensory development. We own several and this one was a nice addition to our collection, especially during the Christmas holiday.

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