The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It
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- New York Times Bestseller
- We. Do. Not. Care.
- Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!
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Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.
Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.
Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.
Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here. Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you. Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on. Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes. Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here. Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway. If you're cold. Don't even think about touching that thermostat.
Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.
Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.
Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here. Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you. Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on. Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes. Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here. Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway. If you're cold. Don't even think about touching that thermostat.
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